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lexlifts:

I fucking laughed in real life I’m glad I waited for this to load


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lescheveuxoranges:

My boyfriend has some free time, so he does animated fanarts…
Just like that
Yep…
Here’s his blog

no but like
go to his blog, he’s incredible

ANIMATED FANART


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let it g

et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck

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thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

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TEENAGE GIRL TWEETS TERRORIST THREAT TO AIRLINE AND BRAGS ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS SHE'S GETTING

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tubaeric:

So this girl actually did this….

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…and then proceeded to brag about it and say how happy she was that she was getting followers and favorites:

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Then after it hit her how much shit she was in….

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even though she…

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